I know.

mmtthhddss:

Community College Tips:

• Don’t talk to anybody 
• Don’t make eye contact
• Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
• Transfer
• The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher  and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self worth only upvotes matter
  

Anonymous asked: That last post had awesome feels. And then so many sad feels out of nowhere :(

Omg, I don’t think I have ever received an anonymous ask about a post….ITS FRUSTRATING, WHO ARE YOU?! I like knowing who actually reads my posts :)

Yeah, we were giggling and having fun and it was a cute moment until I realized I shouldn’t be the one to do this. He thanked me like three times in the most genuine way (which is not normal for him) and I died a little. 

i just legitimately taught my brother how to shave

poor boy had to use a pink razor and pink shaving cream

one of the weirder things i’ve had to do because we don’t have a dad

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

(Source: sardonicheight)